AAP CHUTIYA HAIN

ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saali Zindgi ki Kasam
aap aashiq nahi
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
Arnold ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYA HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne
9 dosto ko forward krke ye
sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime
milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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agar aap apni girlfriend ka
recharge pe recharge karaye ja
rahe hai par fir bhi wo aapko
MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uski ye
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi thi isleye balance khatam
ho gayaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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agar aap software install karte
vakht Next-next click kar k bin
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh Kasam Google ke search box
ki
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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Mumbai me rehkar
"OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day
of my life!!" type status lagane
wale,
uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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Non-veg and shraab tuesdays &
thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar
aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse
khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC
ke full Fried chicken bucket ki
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN
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agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein or sochte hai ke aap
Cocktail ke hero hain,
to Kasam dosto ki dosti ke
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN 

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AND THE LAST ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur zyada cost ki wajah
se
3g ka recharge nahi karte ho to
Kasam China mobile use karne
wale ki
AAP CHUTIYA HAIN.
or
Itna Fadu mesaage padne k baad
bhi
agar aapne share nai kiya
to kasam whatsapp ki
AAP ............. ... 