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अपने काम से काम रखने

कौवे ने मटके से पूछा "तुम आग में तपा के बनाये जाते हो, फिर भी इतनी गर्मी में अपने अंदर पानी को कैसे ठंडा रख पाते हो?"⚱

मटके ने उत्तर दिया: वाष्पोत्सोर्जन , उष्माशोषी प्रक्रम है! इसके लिये ङेल्टा ∆H पोजिटिव होता है ❗
मेरी सतह पर सूक्ष्म छिद्र होते हैं जिन पर उष्मागतिकी के नियमानुसार कूलिंग इफैक्ट जैनरेट होता है !♨
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अपने काम से काम रखने लगा...

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Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

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In the morning he drove up and said ...

'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'

Lisa replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Lisa said, ' OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Lisa said, 'I'm going to give him off in a lottery prize.'

The farmer said, 'You can't do that with a dead donkey!'

Lisa said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Lisa and asked,

'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Lisa said, 'I gave him off in a lottery.

I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Lisa said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

Lisa now works with RELIANCE JIO  as Head of Business Strategy

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Businessman:
I want to transfer my single bed from my existing home to new home which is approx 10 KM. The bed is not fitting in my car and Movers & Packers are asking for a price almost equal to the price of bed. What should I do ???

Engineer:
: Sell it on Quikr and Buy it again on Quikr from the new address with two different login ID's. Make payment by paytm. Quikr will transport it for free & you can also get the Paytm Cashback.
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