Jio Marketing

Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

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In the morning he drove up and said ...

'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'

Lisa replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Lisa said, ' OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Lisa said, 'I'm going to give him off in a lottery prize.'

The farmer said, 'You can't do that with a dead donkey!'

Lisa said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Lisa and asked,

'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Lisa said, 'I gave him off in a lottery.

I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Lisa said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

Lisa now works with RELIANCE JIO  as Head of Business Strategy